Fake Tard Claiming to be an “Army Airborne Ranger” Gets Smacked With Lesson On Respect

It's always pretty easy to spot the douchetards out there attempting to pass themselves off as real Soldiers. The dead giveaway is usually the headgear they're wearing indoors, the non-trimmed facial hair, or the massive amount of patches and awards they have plastered all over their uniforms.

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It’s always pretty easy to spot the douchetards out there attempting to pass themselves off as real Soldiers. The dead giveaway is usually the headgear they’re wearing indoors, the non-trimmed facial hair, or the massive amount of patches and awards they have plastered all over their uniforms.  Although these idiots are frequently shamed and made infamous through the use of social media, there’s still surprisingly a large number of people out there willing to take the risk of being caught for a chance to feel “special” for a day.

One such douchetard was just caught stealing valor after being noticed by a veteran at a local Texas Walmart. The imposter was first spotted at the entrance of the store by a vending machine, raising alarm bells with the jacked up uniform he was wearing, the outdated beret, along with the sweet neck beard he was sporting. You can tell the man knows he was in deep doo doo because as soon as he realizes he’s being recorded with a cell phone, he immediately turns his back and tries to hide. But there’s no hiding, as he’s about to get smacked with a real lesson on respect by the veteran who confronts him with a series of questions he’s unable to truthfully answer.

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE

“Hey man, you’re in the military?” the man recording begins.

The valor thief responds “yes, 75th infantry… Ranger Battalion. 101st Airborne.”

The man behind the camera doesn’t take long to begin ripping into him stating, “If you were really prior military like the rest of us, you’d know you wearing that uniform is a fucking disgrace.”

It you’re going to attempt to pass yourself off as a Soldier, at least pick up an AR 670-1 and learn how to properly wear military attire. Because walking around with an 8-up uniform is going to get you called out every single time! Have fun being internet infamous. Thanks to the quick reaction of this veteran who called your ass out, it won’t take long before your ugly mug makes its way across the entire internet.

H/T [Daily Caller]

 

 

 

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